Category Archives: Frivolous

Frivolous Friday

“What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?”

“Lipstick.”

And sometimes it’s good to have a pit bull on your side!

Novalex lawyers are certainly not lap dogs. They’ll fight your corner if it’s necessary and will never give up on points that matter to you. But they won’t waste your time or money on things that don’t really make a difference. They identify what’s critical and use reasoned argument to make sure their clients get what they need.

For further information email Karen.mason@novalex.co.uk or call 01908 440020.

Frivolous Friday

A man calls a lawyer’s office.

A receptionist answers: ‘Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz.’

The man says, ‘Let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’

‘I’m sorry, he’s on vacation.’

‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’

‘He’s on a big case, not available for a week.’

‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’

‘He’s playing golf today.’

‘Okay, then, let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’

‘Speaking.’

Want to avoid this kind of thing? Call Karen Mason direct on 07966 410984.